RAUNCHY SWIMMING ESCAPADES.

Whoever coined the phrase, in every market there must be a mad man, must have been a swimming athlete since this expression makes so much sense to me every time I visit the university swimming pool.There are three categories of people you would surely meet at the pool.

1.The swimming guru.
They are the Michael Phelps and the Jason Dunfords of Chiromo.They are always the first to sign in and the last to sign out of the swimming pool.They perform crazy swimming stunts effortlessly with so much ease and they often get the ladies going “wow!!” due to their bulging biceps and athletic bodies.They often register into the pool armed with “the right” swimming paraphenalia complete with the swimming goggles unlike the amatures who swim with tattered boxers.Dont dare these guys to a swimming duel or even swim close to them since you run the risk of drowning or gulping numerous litres of the chlorified water.

2.The idler.
He spends the whole day either gambling at the pool table or ogling at the female anatomy on the terraces by the pool.You never see him in class and you have no idea what time he sleeps since you leave him at the pool table at midnight still gambling.If ladies were to swim in concealing clothes like trousers and t-shirts,then this guy would graduate without visiting the pool let alone know its geographical location in the compound.He doesn’t know anything about swimming-apart from the fact that you submerge yourself into the water and flap your locomotory structures-but is always the first to offer a helping hand to a female amature swimmer with the sole motive of touching her body and momentarily releaving his lust.More than once,his member would betray him and double in size and you will spot him running like a possesed psycopath then shooting himself into the pool in an attempt to”confuse”his brain and consequently his third leg.Ladies dont be surprised if you find this guy peeping in the ladies changing room

3.The adventurous freak.

Mr.playboy is his middle name and he is not hesitant  to experiment with anything.He checks in hand in hand with his girlfriend,undresses on the pool deck and throws himself into the water.His girlfriend or sexmate(it doesn’t make much difference to them)follows him and they kiss,careress and perform the act right there in the pool.He is always so discrete and “proffesional” at this that it is always next to impossible to smell the coffee.

4.Miss chokoza.                                                                                                            Her body is like an exquisite work of art and in the kinky costume,she looks like an enigmatic gem of beauty.She knows this and flaunts her body everywhere in the pool raising eyebrows and causing unnecessary anciety from the guys.Her sole aim in the pool is not to swim(she doesn’t know how),yet you can never miss her in the pool going by her conspicous body and untamable ego.Catch her in her element drenched in water while cat- walking amid whistles and cat calls from the mesmerized guys.